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March 28, 2025

Gudnak Shatters Previous Funding Record by 50%, Taking Over Non-Collectible (But Kinda Collectible) Card Game Industry

Collectors are in. Gamers are in. The rest of the world just says “Gudnak??”

North Reading, MA] — The tabletop world has been turned upside down as Gudnak—the square-card-powered tactical card game from Chaotic Great Games—has annihilated its previous Kickstarter funding record by a staggering 50%.

That’s right: not just a little better. Not just a nice bump. We’re talking “we-are-running-out-of-stretch-goals-what-should-we-give-away-next” levels of success.

“It’s like watching a dumpster fire in reverse,” said Tim, founder of Chaotic Great Games. “Ian just wanted to make a fun game for his D&D campaign that he never intended to run and I offered to help. We didn’t expect to break the entire category.”

Despite officially branding itself as a non-collectible card game (you get all the cards), Gudnak has now developed a product that you can…collect. Alternate art cards, foil promos, and even exclusive playmats are seemingly all over the Gudnak Kickstarter. And for good reason—with thousands of fans out there, Gudnak is poised to become the investment vehicle for square card enthusiasts who are still a little unsure about the stock market, what is a crypto and/or think savings accounts are for nerds.

“Look, we say it’s non-collectible,” said Ian, the game’s art director. “But then we launched a collectible product. Don’t you get it? Stop asking all of these questions. Go away, I’m trying to create a Scrooge McDuck situation with all of my money.”

Key Highlights from the Campaign Include:

  • Multiple Stretch goals unlocked with rarities so rare they are sure to be called “hard-to-find”

  • A new booster box product that allows for nearly unlimited investment into shiny cardboard

  • Actually a good game please don’t justify card purchasing by calling it an investment this has gotten out of control y’all

With Gudnak Digital launching later this year and fan demand at an all-time high, industry insiders are now foaming at the mouth (which we think is unrelated and have asked them to get check out)

  • “Is Gudnak the future of card games or generational wealth or both?”

  • “How can you be so sure the ROI of Gudnak Booster Boxes Outpetform the S&P 500?”

  • “How do I pronounce Gudnak?”

For press inquiries, demo requests, or financial advice, contact:
tim@chaoticgreat.games