How did you get so handsome?

Mostly genetics. My great grandfather, Dennis F. O’Brien, was as handsome as they come. Actually you can see a picture of him on this wikipedia page that also has a picture of Charlie Chaplin on it. I do not have a wikipedia page, in case that comes up.

Thanks for asking though. I get this question a lot and Ian doesn’t.

Isn't this supposed to be a page about, like, rules or something?

Yes, in fact you can download the actual FAQ here.

None of my questions were answered, how can I escape this horrible feeling of not knowing that has pervaded all parts of my daily life?

Oh, wow. Sorry! Yeesh. Our bad.

Join our discord and post a question in #gud-nik-naks and we’ll answer.

In the mean time stay strong. It will, more than likely, all work out in the end.